Funny Captions

"Hey! I see my favorite word, 'FREE'!"
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"Nevermind.. Dont slow down, unless you wanna drive to the nearest garbage disposal..."

"Now if everyone will please fasten your seat belts. Just for safety precautions... and maybe say a prayer.. or two... for the plane next to us, and for your life!"

-"Hmm...I wonder how the bullet holes got there?"
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-"And i wonder how we got here..."